Saturday, June 9, 2012

Prometheus Review

Film Crazy Adam is at it again. And so is Ridley Scott....but not in a good way. While the characters in Prometheus went in search of their creators, Film Crazy Adam went in search of a good movie. Suffice to say neither of us were happy with what we found.  It's not easy to confuse Film Crazy Adam (because crazy people don't get confused, they confuse others). But Ridley Scott some how succeeded with Prometheus. I don't know what I just saw because nothing made any kind of sense. I mean, NOTHING made any kind of sense.

Prometheus is one big cluster frack of sci-fi bull shit.  Things that don't make sense are established or shown and then never shown again.  Other things are established one way and are then contradicted the very next time we see them.  And THAT was the biggest problem with this movie - self-contradiction.  ALL the time.  Just one thing after another.  The characters were...eh.  But you only meet half of them, the others aren't introduced because they're just bodies to be numbered in the morgue later.

This movie was confusing because it made no sense and overall just offensive in how stupid it was.  It looked nice - and that's how they get you.  Just like with James Cameron's Avatar.  The movie was complete crap.  Total and complete crap, but they made it LOOK good.  I don't recommend this movie to anyone.  This was a waste of time and just flat out insulting to a person's intelligence.  Don't even get me started on the automated surgical bed.  For those of you who saw the movie, you know what I'm ranting about.



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